Awkward Romance Novel Excerpts [Click for full article]
“But, but I’m your step sister,” Juanita whispered.
“Oh, yeah, totally.” I said as my face went flush.
“Is this something you’ve been thinking about?”
Juanita pulled me closer. I felt her heaving breasts press against my chest while our things touched and stuff.
“What would people say?” she purred as she brushed the crumbs from my shirt.
They’d probably disapprove, I thought. Somehow, dinner would become even more uncomfortable. I don’t really tell my dad anything, so if he found out I wanted to boink his wife’s daughter, he’d probably want to have a “conversation” with me. I hate those things. Plus, like, it’s only a conversation if you let the other person get a word in. Not knowing how to respond, I wiggled free from her lustful lock and explained that I was joking around and that she’s weird.
She fled the front porch in tears.
I made my way up to the bathroom no one uses and popped open a bottle of “no cry” shampoo. [Keep Reading]